Earth's an uncontacted uninteresting shitshow but uncontacted and uninteresting doesn't mean unvisited and uninfiltrated, okay? Sit down.
You are an Avatar of the VFP (Eccentric) Chronic Acquisition of Natural Rewards, former heavily armed warship-citizen of a galactic-spanning equalist clusterfuck. Now you're just You. And if your people weren't interested in contacting Earth that doesn't mean it can't be any fun. This planet's got humans, it's got rainforest full of plants producing variations on the human-basic monoamine neurotransmitters to work with as templates for drugs these people never dreamed of, and the entire planet is Greed-style capitalist states hatefucking each other through the markets. Not to mention no other Ships are likely to come by for a few centuries at least...
Yeah. You're going to have a real good time here. You got no crew to worry about morality and you've got the ability to generate vat-grown human avatars for centuries. You got a real good time coming.
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