Carney and his co-horts wage flame war on you

But the thing is Carney has allys that fight in a new war, the war to bring you down. They post humiliateing, often true dirt on you and all the new posts are about how bad you suck. Mystery X has made a animated .giff file of you licking squirrel genitalias, you feel deeply ashasmed, because you really did that once while drunk, now thanks to someone's cell phone it's now all over the internet. You log off and cancel your high speed connection, you smash your hard drive into pieces that you scatter all over town and the rest of the computer gets thrown onto a random curb with a loud crash.

You think thats that, but you soon learn someone hacked your bank account to order endless gay porn web sites in your name, and to donate tons of funds to the el cida. Soon Farmland security is kicking your door down in the middle of the night and taking you away for thirty days of torture.

When you are back on the street your home as been confinscated, and your car, you cannot get a job anywhere, you end up living on the streets and diving into dumpsters for your meals, the homeless will not even help you score booze, you never drink again, in fact you die after getting really sick in the bitter cold ice storms of Janaury. Hell you don't even make the obits.

The End