So you call the cops on your cell phone. They come out in no time with an ambulance. They ask a few questions and take your uncle away. Turns out the people of Creepy Town loved your uncle! They chip in thirty thousand dollars to make his home a local historical landmark. You get to live here for free as the custodian. Plus you are now paid three hundred bucks a week to maintain the place.
Hell, nevermind that curse, why would you want to leave?