But your really missing your home in Infictive County


Two long years you live in this foreign land with a strange cultured Woman you have taken for a wife. You love her, but you really miss home. You never learned the complex language the people here speak more then seven or eight words. You can't stand the cold cold winters. The food is repetitive and boring by now. So one night you slip away without a word. You hitchike across Europe and you get a boat ride to Mexico where you slip back into America from. You return to infictive county. You are a wanted AWHOL soldier but you are going under the assumed name of Kif Rollins. No one is the wiser so far and you get a good job and a small apartment in Ketjack.

  1. form a band while your here
  2. you work at the Taco Pop factory
  3. dye your hair and dress differently then the way you did before
  4. You become a private dick, in more ways then one
  5. but do you pull it off?

False identity by the McFing Experience

Bust of Kif Rollins created some 300 years after his demise.