But then they expect you to operate of squirrels for fucks sake

You fucking hate squirrels. You will operate on skinheads, rapists, even right handed people. But fucking squirrels! For fuck's sake. But you have to. You do it well, but you tremble with revolt and hatred during the process and you drown your negative feelings in booze when its all done.

  1. You kill a rodent you are working on out of hate and try to keep it your little secret
  2. You get over your hate of squirrels
  3. and still the war goes on
  4. drown in booze
  5. Go AWHOL to avoid working on any more rodents
  6. what the hell a shipment of wounded squirrels, midgets, and fucking nuns!