How long has this gone on? You know there's no way to know. Endless waking from dreams of banging trash can lids at 5am, missed work shifts, a pitbull attack while you're shrooming, SWAT team kicking in the doors and windows just as the dick's about to go in, of falling for days towards the face of a Giant Clock... and you thought that bus had killed you! You must be in a coma; you pray that you are for what feels like forever, because the alternative is that you've left your body behind and now the Great Alarm well and truly has you now, doesn't it?!