What a dumb shit.
You accidentally joined the military. You had no idea what forms you were filling out. You had no idea when you asked the guy behind the counter that you were looking for a job that he turned you over to the army recruiter.
You find yourself on a plane to go drive a sandwich truck in the middle east.
You do meet someone who plays music and all you guys talk about is how when you get home you are going to start the band.
Your buddy gets blow apart by a roadside bomb. You get knocked against the inside of the sandwich truck so hard your ears ring and you have a terrible headache. You ears ring and make it really hard to hear tones.