You drive downtown of the nearest city to apply for some government cheese. At your financial level you are worthy of your weight in the stuff a month. You drive home with a huge block of it beside you. On the way home a deer jumps out and you hit it with your truck. You had no choice. No use letting good fresh road kill go to waste so you take it home and cook it up. Deer and cheese and corn tea a hell of a meal!
⤓ Government cheese by Phil Lectrum