A device designed by OSK, commissioned by agents from other regions. It integrates Device No. 163 into a triple cluster of crystalline coil transceivers glitched to radionic data and bent to a goo phone, provided by the Heads of Lenisker Corps® and Rodent Industries® along with a vial of mad3 (to make sure the great alarm is too busy fucked out of his mind to do much damage) sonically tuned. This optical-sound signal it generates blankets the alarms broadcast and attempts at waking the user from their pleasant slumbers.
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