Another flagon

You are pretty drunk already you really shouldn't. But fuck it. You slurp down the meadely goodness. You belch loudly and slap a passing human waitress on the ass. The fleshy smack fills the small restaurant. She moves on without a word. But soon four husky squirrels inform you its time for you to leave now. "Fuck off you little animal! I'll fucking kick you into the god damn wall!, You threaten. The rodents move fast. They are at your nads ankles and throat at the same time. They have clubs the length of a popsickle stick that they are jamming into your pressure points. You collapse onto the floor like a deflated balloon. They drag you out and deliver a cruel series of jabs that leave you permanently weaker.

⤓ Gone Shunting by the Shunting like at the Viking Faire

• 1 Sit through the entire show
• 2 buy some hashish from a passing squirrel maiden
• 3 You enlist in the anti squirrel termination team
• 4 There is a zombie outbreak in our city
• 5 If you end up in a ecological disaster
• 6 If you continue to wander on