An obsessive fan

Man, what's with this buck-toothed, too-old, too-mannish lady sending so many naked pics of her pallid and awful body that it clogs your email? She sends donations, too. Seven hundred bucks so far but you are really creeped out. So much so you have not had an erection for four days.

  1. Traffic takes a dive and only your obsessive fan sticks around to support you
  2. You pretend that flaccid penises are all the rage these days