All that fake food inside of you causes a storm

You feel very sick. Not only is your belly bloating, it is expanding and contracting like a toad's throat. Now there is actual lightning and thunder going on inside your belly. You are electrocuted again and again until strange insights begin to develop in your mind. As the repeated lightning strikes cease to hurt or burn a strange euphoria overwhelms you.


  1. You use your newfound lucid genius to create new life in your digestive tract
  2. In a flash of incredible insight, you solve world problems
  3. You run to the closet and begin writing frantically
  4. You cause a purple storm and a black rain
  5. planet wide party foul