After a year on the job you take a week vacation

You have a great time in Mexico for a week! Fucking underage hookers and buying opiates over the counter. Really good time it is. You can hire five young hookers for just seventy bucks! Unbeatable prices.

  1. You are abducted by a cartel and held for ransom money
  2. You suffer terrible crotch rot and other maladies