A view of your morning

You wake up naked, erotic dreams still leaving a flavor in your mind. You stretch and yawn and the next twenty minutes has you doing yoga exorcises on a mat on your back porch, still naked. Then you sit cross legged for forty minutes meditating at perfect peace with the world. This is how you like to spend your mornings off work.

  1. Now for breakfast
  2. Get dressed and jog around the block
  3. Now its time to masturbate to porn
  4. You got all day so go shopping
  5. Now you do a crime
  6. You got all day so go shopping