A tornado is roaring right at the house and you don't have time to react. You hang on to the knobs of your bedroom door for dear life. Things are getting sucked out as the twister rips the house from its foundation and lifts it into the air. You watch your frying pan and a sack of potatoes fly out the window. "Gad darnit!", You curse. From the other window a couple chickens and a ladies purse fly in. You watch in horror as the house flys into a green faced witch. The house tumbles and falls upside down smashing the witch under it. The whole place sags in with a symphony of snapping boards. You are barely able to crawl out of a window.