A tired and faded looking station wagon with a cracked wind shield

You think maybe this was his mom's car and he took it over when his dreams dried up and he needed a ride. Perfect! You'll increase his suffering! You work on your knees for a half hour, etching in things like "Fuck you pussy," "cocksuckingasshead" and even "Shitagentfucker." You feel good about yourself now, and you hug yourself affectionately.