You have a series of troubling events in your life around now. You shoot off your pinky toe with your own handgun late at night. Your dog Satchel gets run over by a ice cream truck that changed its loud speakered song to "How much is that doggie in the window". You are getting a cavity and you have no dental insurance. You kitchen window gets cracked when a crow flys into it late one night scaring the fuck out of you. The only thing good in your life is Melody Slanky, your new girl friend. A hot little blonde with sexy curves and a sweet personality. Her father is Racky Thompson. the trumpet player for the Shunting!