A spanish guitar then
You pick out that four hundred dollar Spanish guitar with nylon strings. It has a beautiful tone to it. You bring it with your everywhere you go. You are learning to play Spanish music with it. You often play your new golden strum box at the park. Its a great way to meet girls. One day three members of that asshole band the Treehaters are walking by and they see you strumming on the "spic guitar". They harass you then they try to take the guitar out of your hands. You kick and fight with them. You end up being stabbed four times in the gut. You die, but at least the bass player goes to jail for three years for it.
