You hire a couple doctors to stay with you all weekend. You eat so much cultspread you make a new world's record. You have a special room made to have your shit staccato rampages in. It pipes the stink way into the air and out of reach of innocent noses. The high room room is hardcore hose ready. After each messy misadventure the room self cleans with super hot steam under very high pressure. You stay well enough all weekend you only need the docs to shoot you up with codeine here and there to ease your belly pain. Good times.