
Real name unknown, supposed to have been a human that renounced his humanity to Become a Proper and Potent Rodent.
"You'd make a Mighty Poor Woodchuck," he used to chastise potential students, before informing them they ought to try a less strenuous profession, like Squirreling or Badgering; and, besides, "we don't have school here," said Mister Woodchuck, as if proud of the fact.
And those cryptic final words: "YOU ARE RODENT! GUARD YOUR NEST!"