A police car happens to be rolling by at the time

You see a police car is rolling down the street slowly, thumping bass coming from tax payer provided kick box speaks, gangster rap it is. You stand up quickly and yell waving your arms to get the cop's attention. The man after you sees this, He stands still taking careful aim. He cracks off a shot that makes your left ear explode and drives you to the ground face first like a baseball bat strike. Everything goes black....

The End.