A nice long blade

You howl like a viking and savagely flail your blade cutting the air and making it whistle. You charge outside at full gallop. It's Sigal Hasturson throwing rocks threw the already ruined windows. You hear one ping off your computer tower. When he hears your mighty roar. He turns white and shits his pants. You know this, its on the police report later filed.

1. try to hack off a hand
2. slap him with the flat side of the blade