You are having steak and eggs for breakfast when you suddenly feel money. a wave of it. You look out of your window. A white limo is pulling into your driveway! Wow! This must have something to do with the app you put in yesterday. Looks like your really going places. Two men in glistening blue black suits come up to your door. You open it before they knock. Harney Coltsday?", one of the men asks you.
"No, I'm You, Harney lives next door", You motion with your head.
"Sorry, wrong house". They walk over to knock on Harney's door. That hippie piece of granola shit. Turns out he won the Pubic house publisher's clearance loot. Four million dollars. That tree hugging carrot kisser.