A cop trys to pull you over so its a high speed chase

A fucking cop pulls up behind you. Everybody in this po-dunk county knows who you are. The fucking cops pull you over on sight and your sick of it. You jam the gas pedal and surge forwards, flipping the cop off with one hand waving out the window. The police car closes in and its a high speed chase. You are going eighty seven and the cop behind you does a flipping manover by ramming your car. Your car flips up on its side and slides down the road leaving a blazeing cone of sparks. The car has slowed down to fifty when it flips upside down and spins off the road. You are thrown about like a rag doll. You should have worn a safety belt. The car hits a telephone pole with a loud crinkling crack and the chase is over. You have several broken bones and you cannot move on your own.

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• 1 The cop lets you off with a warning
• 2 Its off to prison for you
• 3 It back to jail as soon as your well enough to make that ride
• 4 You give up hope and die, and it works!
• 5 life without parole
• 6 A TV network makes a reality show based around your recovering from your injuries while in jail