A Bacon Trolley run!!! You see a two tiered silver platter tray on rubber wheels moving by itself. Piled on top of it is freshly cooked still hot bacon. It is rolling fast and straight at you. Its gaining and you know you cannot out run it so you try to jerk left and right randomly hoping to narrowing escape being run into. But no, it is quicker and it jukes left and right keeping a market path at you. Bacon flies off it as it slams into your hip and your bones shatter with a wet crunch. You are down and the Bacon Trolley is rolling away, slightly dented.