3. You guzzle the beer and throw your head back and belch loudly

The lingering belch tasted kinda funny to you but you also kinda liked it. Instead of throwing the bottle away you hold it in your hand. It gives you a weird thrumming feeling all the way down to your tight and curlys. You obsessively rub the neck of the bottle so much that your thumb becomes very powerful, not just physically but astrally as well!


  1. You decide to test your thumbs new powers
  2. You stick your shiny new thumb out to see who offers a ride
  3. Your thumb rescues a small town from an army of tiddlywinks and marbles
  4. Your thumb gets the lead part in a television pilot
  5. You use your thumb to get lots of chicks
  6. Your thumb takes over in a vicious coup and you become its slave