This is all a result of that 23 day colon cleanse you purchased with your credit card online. You thought it was all a joke at first. But when you checked your bank statement the money had been drawn out. It starts out nice. You are drinking a strange cocktail full of herbal extracts you got in the mail and smoking pure white marijuana they recommended you get a hold of.
The goal is to provide a anal home for a herd of strange special shrimp that will clean out your system and have you operating in top order. You hope you can grow these little creatures large enough inside you for a nice 8 by 10 color glossy photograph of a prime one to grace your fire place mantel. Starting out with strange potent fart gas and high hopes...