User:Gwodder
"Tree is a friend of all, branches wide in an offering of shade on hot, sunny days, and relief from downpour in the rain, sleet, and snow. Tree is the Gwodder, Tree is the Gwiddern, Tree is a and the Tree. Tree is a performer! Tree is a musician! Tree is an agent of the Right People, wink, wink, and Tree keeps tabs when necessary. Indeed, yes, the roots of the Tree run deep."
Gwodder's Theme by the Cryptic Candy Band