Your car breaks down halfway there. By this time you are so drunk you don't know where you are. You just grab the filled gas can and dose your ride. You light your butane flip up lighter and toss it onto the car. A brilliant warm explosion of light and heat erupts. You wander off cross country, belting away at a tall bottle of vodka like a gunfighter. At some delirious point you fish in your pockets for the butane lighter you tossed away and find a baggie of mushrooms. They are so potent the stems are dark blue with only small flecks of white. The caps are bright and they seem to give off a glow. You eat the lot of them, about 5 grams worth. From there you never sober up never come down. A carnival of drugs enters your system, its all magic from here on out. The world is yours for you have won the greatest prize.