Stop at a rest stop for a piss

Before starting out you drank a 32 Ragebull energy drink. With hairs almost crackling on the back of your neck as they stand up you roared off for two and a half hours. Smoking a couple joints on the way. You are thirsty as hell. Drinking a bottle of water and a lemon soda. You need to pee so bad it hurts yee. You drive down the highway looking for a rest stop. The sign says rest stop two hundred fucking miles! You somehow make it but now a sign says rest stop fifty seven miles. What the fuck? On you go but somewhere on the way your bladder explodes and piss spurts followed by blood. There's a big hole in your side and you go into shock. The car goes side ways and rolls six times before cming to ta stop in the ditch. You die on the two and halfth roll.

The End