A slender agent slips in your window while you sleep. He puts a few drops of a green toxin into your food with a syringe. That morning you wake up and fix breakfast. You suddenly need to shit so you do so while smoking a large glass steamroller. It's some really good smoke and you are very high. You read Going Stoned magazine and become lost inside it. You set off a grease fire in the kitchen and your home is ablaze. You barely get out alive and you think Oil For the Loyal did it. Really you did it because you where high. But all the poison burns with the house.