In Infictive - XII

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A review of monitored events and research notes for the third week of July 2012.

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Today is Monday, July 23, 2012. If you missed it: our overview of the 2012 Howlin Jazz Festival, the event that dominated much of our time last week, and hopefully yours too. But, while it was the center of our world, time does not stop outside our circle...

  • If the festival wasn't enough music for you, FGT's release "Rises from the Where", featuring the Mack Twoll, May Foster, Minty John, and Ketch Robinsore lineup, has dropped, and it is generating tremendous excitement in the music biz. Indeed, you may have already heard a single off it on advertisements for the new Taco Pop "2012 Soda". Rumors have been flying that they will play at the Mollkin Tronic Testuo (if that comes together this year) as an opening to their new country-wide tour.

  • Were last summer's drug fad not enough to broil the brains of Big Brother, the latest crazes will: Krypton Nitride and Red Bhang users have been showing up in the news, and not for the best of reasons. In the past week, one abuser of the red-algae-derived bhang was said to have threatened to "rip apart" a victim from "the inside out" before being subdued, while another destroyed an entire field of pumpkins and attempted to kill the farm's owners, calling them "intruders in the black lands".

  • A local man has been running up and down the length of the county highway, but no one seems to know why. The sheriff's department says that, as baffling as it seems, the run is not illegal, and they have no intention of preventing him from training as he pleases. When stopped over briefly and asked for comment, the man reportedly said "The road is open and long. I am shed out like spilt blood upon the mountains, the Ravens of Dispersion have borne me utterly away."

That's all for this week In Infictive, reminding you to stay cool, stay fresh, stay friendly, and, most of all, stay familiar.