In Infictive - IV
A review of monitored events and research notes for the fourth week of May 2012.
Today is Monday, May 28, 2012, marking Memorial Day for all true-grit, full-blooded American boys and girls, that day when patriots young and old are called upon to offer salutations and good offerings to the honored war dead. May it come to pass that we learn it greater to offer Ram of Pride than our children.
- Without seeking to declare a victory prematurely, it is our glad news to report that the Slowtime lately punishing the Infictive Research Wiki has been overcome by degree, but warn, as the moderators have, that the battle to ensure the security, sanctity, and stability of our cyber-space is never ending so long as there are those who would oppose the free dissemination of story or speech.
- Elephant Street Media's special edition print release of research fellow H. Brandauerk's "HOW TO Harness the Pineal & Earn Mega Bucks" was shipped and is available as of May 23, exclusively through the ESM vendor network, featuring a one-of-a-kind fold-out poster, mapping the skull and path to the pineal. Definitely worth looking into if you are at all interested in the inner workings of the trade.
- The latest craze on the local pop charts has been music about Cult Spread, and this bizarre fad has seen shortages of the sandwich spread as the product is flying off the shelves faster than befuddled grocers can keep it in stock. Commercialism gone amok, gross-out gaming gone mainstream, or genuine love of the Spread? Whatever the case, it seems as likely that we will see a linked increase in toiletry and air freshener sales as the tweens, teens, and over-eighteens of the county race to emulate their musical idols.
- "European researchers are planning to use new techniques to analyze DNA that could help crack the mystery of whether MaMooska exists," The Libreville Reporter reports. "Dr. J. A. Fitzpatrick, M.D., M.E., D.C., Ph.D., LL.D., N.D., D.Opt., F.F.S., D.H.T., D.M.T., D.S.T., lately of Oxford New International University, appealed to museums, scientists, and MaMooska enthusiasts to share hair samples thought to be from the mythical flat mammoths. New spectro-genetic tests will be done on just a few strands of hair and should be completed within months."
That ends this week In Infictive, and yes, they do know all about your project. You know what you have to do.