The Shroud of JeeBus. Its a long cloth, looking more like a bed sheet that is said to have been wrapped around Jeebus after he was killed some two hundred forty or so years ago. The sheet/shroud contains the image of a naked man from the front, hands over genitals. Said to have been burned into the cloth when he rose from the dead and ascended into the holy heavens. But anyone not of the cult who example the cloth with think that the crude image of the "Lord", is just a photograph projected and painted onto a normal bed sheet that was then burnt and frayed around the edges. That the ancient yellow age stains are really the results of dipping the sheet into a vat of coffee many times. Experts examining the cloth normally decide its a typical bed sheet stained by coffee and detailed with a series of pens and magic markers. They give the date of the relic to be sixty years old, about the time when the shroud of JeeBus first started being heard of as it toured the lands in a covered wagon snake oil sells tour.