And yeah I was walking to work --- wearing a jumper so as not to be stopped over by any bogans with:
"yer mate can you do us a deal on your advertised barbecue fittings?"
and so she happened to be driving past, fraying round the edges quivering insane with stress of running a business, too much coffee, cigarettes and the loss of her youth --- slamming the horn and the breaks on she skids to a stop next to me:
"JACK! Why are you hiding THE UNIFORM!?!?! Are you ASHAMED then!? Do you have SHAME!? Can you feel it deep in your belly threatening to well up and embarass and DESTROY you!??!?!? Here take this REGULATION JUMPER now if you're cold and then drop and give me twenny!!! And now you know what you're jogging to work I's gonna drive this car behind you and run you down if you don't run fast enough since we need FIT and STRONG employees to draw good PROFITS, satisfy our customers hows they like it and pull up the BOTTOM LINE!!!! RUN!