Masturbate small animals

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Bathroom Business

You will have to help the small baby eliminate their waste. They can not do it for themselves until their eyes are open. The easiest way is to take a kleenex and tickle the genital area until they produce waste. This is what the mom squirrel does when she licks and cleans her babies. Sometimes this can take up to 2 minutes so be patient. They should do both wet and little poops. If the dry Kleenex does not work you may use a warm damp cotton ball and stroke the genitals til you get results. This should be done after every meal until they can do it for themselves at around 5 weeks of age. Failure to do this will lead to poisoning and death.