Delivery payload systems failed, completely and catastrophically. The patch for humanity was not delivered in time. The Date approaches, and we all sit here in our Bunker, staring in rapt horror at the monitors (Do they stare back?). The Alarm will be upon us soon.
Wearing that surgical mask won't help you, boy.
Sometimes all you can do is rant in the Barbarous Tongues and leave in a huff.