Plastic-Eating Skwrlz

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A genengineered strain of Sciurus vulgaris, created by disgruntled scientists and seeded in redacted orbital station. Quarantine is being considered, although more radical voices call for a full atmospheric dump to cleanse the infestation, before the inevitable migration of the organisms to Earth, where their dietary needs would collude with Peak Oil to create a materials catastrophe.