You run to escape Jesus

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Bideedoodop.

He knows! Got to get yourself out of there! Don't think, just run!

The world is a blur of motion, as you run, jump, dodge, and dive, looking back over your shoulder only twice to see that the Lord of All is not pursuing you. Out in the street, you hop into the waiting car, the first car you see, and it races off. Total relief! He'll never catch you now, but, wait, confusion, sudden confusion! Who is driving this thing? What is going on? Oh no! You didn't bring cab fare!

You turn and look at the hooves on the wheel, and you are struck by the realization that the car is being driven by a sheep, and you are both racing toward Wonderland.

Look again. There is rather large, long scar up the side of the sheep... no, it is a Lamb, and you know exactly who is driving the get-away car... and, really, you're kind of okay with that after all... Why did you ever run? And so the Lamb drives you away, off into a land of bliss and love. Forever.


tHe End.