You pray to the Meth Demon

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You get down on your knees to prey. "Please mighty Meth Demon, bless me , meth me!". A shimmering spiritual creature appears before you, it spins in place, having endless energy. As it talks to you it cleans up your home while jogging in place. It tells you that to know true meth happiness you will have to leave your body behind. You agree. The demon touches your forhead and jets of pure amp energy flood in with a burst of pleasure that kills you, its that intense. Your spirit flys out of your body flying high on meth-mana. Pure and endless pleasure and drive! Your spirit soars in the air and dive bombs this world it once knew. You win the winnings beyond mortal winnings. You win win win.

The End

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