Meth cola

"What have I done...?"

Meth Cola is a fairly new product, hitting the shelves in its explosive debut only 9 months ago. As meth goes, it is kind of weak and inexpensive. There are, however, a plethora of higher potency Meth Colas coming down the pipeline. Most ordinary people can't afford them, but they want them real bad, because Meth Cola is highly addictive. This makes people willing to do almost anything to get it, and gives StuporFusion, Inc, its parent company, a monopolistic control of the cola market. They even have a "game" that users can play to track their Meth cola usage. This game is called Chem Trail and a game board is available free in every 12 pack.