Gasp!

Here I go I'll show them now. I got this camera and a lot of time. A case of beer and a couple gram vials of keif. Let the video roll. I;ll show you what you would not believe otherwise.

The camera view pans across the narrator's room for a brief two seconds. General mess. Vague poster. The video pauses.....

A cute girl walks by. Fine glossy black hair and kind semi smart face. "Wow, I told you that you wouldn't believe it! Caught on video a girl beyond girls!". The narrator gushes. We are not sure if he is serious or not at this point....Video pauses, must be a old school video tape one converted to .AVI.

The video resumes in the park. Filming ducks. But the narrator puts the video camera on a tripod and he chases down one of the ducks. It's flapping and struggling in his hands. He speaks tho the camera. "You wouldn't believe this had I not filmed it. What they tell us are ducks in the park are really robots. They process the air to make it more toxic. Don't believe me? Watch this!". He proceeds to rip and tear the ducks feathers off while it makes horrid sounds of pain. Sure enough a robotic steam powered frame is revealed along with a puff of chemicals that has the narrator backing off choking and puking off camera.

The End.