Dr. Q. contracted a rare etheric infection.

A rare etheric infection...

Dr. Q. contracted a rare etheric infection, which may very well be a previously unseen mutation of Inch Syndrome. After coming down with an acute temporal displacing illness, due to Endotoxins acquired during business associations with the Behemoth Club, previous residual DOR remnants coupled with the few remaining toxic cells to glitch the etheric oscillators contained within the bio-electro-magnetic structure of this specimen. He exhibited none of the symptoms associated with either Inch's Syndrome, nor those of the endotoxins after his supposed recovery; however, these sentient DOR laden viral-clusters laid dormant before attacking his nervous system with great force thereby modulating his solitron nerve transmission ever so subtlety with a negative frequency.

This lowering of pitch was a harsh blow against Rodent Industries, whose CEO began to be met with resistance in all of his physio-inertia projections into the Malkuthian seed. Dr. Unruh and Dr. Z. have been dispatched to perform delicate etheric surgery on this most valuable of infictivist.