2011

2011, Year Five. On January 9, as always, we did mark Foundation Day, and began this prophesying and offering to the coming year:

1. Gerardo Cope, developer of Twig Swag, will continue to achieve and be successful, all thanks to his supporters and friends, without whom he would not be where he is today.
2. KrofGile Tebbins, Fnordham University instructor and esteemed sculptor, died the morning of January 3, 2011. He is survived by several children and estranged wives. The Libreville art scene mourn his loss.
3. FAR OUT WIZARD POWER ceases publication abruptly and closes its offices. There is wild speculation but few real clues as to the reason.
4. Bony Orlando and OSK break up toward the end of the year following the release of their final two albums, "End" and "Radiathonic Hex Clusters".
5. The latest drug fad to hit the streets is Spray-on Amanita Muscaria extract, resulting in a wave of strange summer months. In the ensuing crackdown, several US states prohibit sale and possession of fly agaric.
6. While still erratic, amnesiac, and controlled by invisible puppet masters, the man known to himself as Agent Three will experience incredible revelations as to his origin and exciting past when he returns to the orbital station to which he is somehow indigenous.
7. The FuckGod Trio will come out with some more odd tunes.
8. Everyone involved in certain incidents unmentionable will get exactly what they deserve.
9. New and terrible routes through folded space are opened by foolhardy researchers.
10. A raid on the main Khcmk temple by Federal agents ends in fire and blood, the arrest and identification of the most prominent members; Therapon Mor allegedly escapes into the Underground.
11. The mass disappearance of illegal time travellers in local time correlates to a chrono-event web that began spreading from early 2011.
12. The Great Alarm will start glitching bad, for the end of the Alarm is near...and What happens after that? Spiders escape from the clock? Someone takes it to a repairman and it is fixed?
13. Mystery X will be banned from the Ed Sullivan Show for shaking his pelvis.
14. There will be mass album burnings by angry fans after Ikipr announces that he is bigger than Jesus.
15. Chronocapsule X-31-B is launched.
16. Hollerin' Jack Johnson will be found dead in a dirty alley... but you just can't keep a good bluesman down: Hollerin' Jack will seem set on the path to recovery after being resuscitated, despite being dead for several minutes in that alleyway. After a few good weeks, he will again suffer from a bout of ill health, leaving him unwell as the last months of 2011 come around, but not so unwell as to leave a final album unfinished, a production that is completed before the new year.