Recently in the Westk, the squirrel underground has been testing new weapons with dubious results. For example the squirrel scaled Dildo masks have resulted in massive team kills and little damage to the Crow braves who they often skirmish with.
shush don't let that out yet, please its top secrete. But since you know its the power of magic telekinesis times infinite. No more rodent problems round these here parts. Now to find a cowboy hat and boots. LAUGHING-Later Carney