Gasp!

Here I go I'll show them now. I got this camera and a lot of time. A case of beer and a couple gram vials of keif. Let the video roll. I;ll show you what you would not believe otherwise.

The camera view pans across the narrator's room for a brief two seconds. General mess. Vague poster. The video pauses.....

A cute girl walks by. Fine glossy black hair and kind semi smart face. "Wow, I told you that you wouldn't believe it! Caught on video a girl beyond girls!". The narrator gushes. We are not sure if he is serious or not at this point....Video pauses, must be a old school video tape one converted to .AVI.