Father Crump

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The richest Crumpatako native American in history. Father Crump lived from 1808-1962. The great tribal elder just wouldn't die. After four years of gurgling on his death bed the extended family had a "smother party" with pillows and dog piling to suffocate the withered mummy away and validate the WILL. Six family members died in that room before the old man finally gave up the ghost. Millions where then spent in decadent rushes. The vast family fortune spent to nothing within six years.