1) The place where bad clowns go to scare bad children, and what do you say? Now thats cool and unusual funishment
2) A place where your fan blows cooler air than your central air conditioner
3)The time you came out to your car to find cars beating the side mirrors off of your red necks *4)The time that you found your sister talking to men with bloodshot eyes
5) The time you found your Lemon Heads waging a war against the Spree.
6) The time your red bull beat you up, put you in cement shoes, and drowned you at the bottom of a river. the red bull asks you one last wish. You ask for a red bull and fly away.
7) A fresh beaming season where you can edit the world like it's a Wiki.