If you go about your normal work day

You clock in and go to the toilet. That morning shit that takes up the first twenty five minutes of your day...

• 1 If you wander over to the water fountain for a drink and to see if there's anyone to chat with.
• 2 If you stop by the bosse's office to kiss his ass.
• 3 If you go to your work station and have at it.
• 4 If you look for goodies to steal as usual
• 5 go raid the secretary office for a pen
• 6 Put in your two weeks notice

What happens next? Edit the wiki to add some options...