The plan was to have thanksgiving dinner on your deck which overlooks Lake Crump. Just you, your girlfriend, and you best buddy Shames Collrich. But last night you came early from your fishing venture, driven by the cold. You caught them fucking. There was a ugly scene and Shames broke your jaw with a sudden left hook. She your girl is over at your place. You have to have Thanksgiving dinner through a straw. Those assholes took everything with them when they went, including the turkey. All you get to have is a baloney sandwich. You have to put the sandwich in the blender and pour in a glass of water to make it liquid so you can suck it down through a straw. A real fucked up holiday!